That about sums it up.
It even rhymes
the 2001 oscars are real and this happened in real life. this is something mankind should never forget.
Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava
She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano
She has been kidnapped to space
And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.
You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?
Peach will wreck you.
the only AP i’m gonna take is A Penis
fall in love with someone who makes you laugh or you’re gonna be really fuckin bored when you’re 80 years old, with a broken hip, and sex is impossible.
This was beautiful to read
I love my morning routine (food and fresh water) because I get to be greeted by this adorable face every time!
Aww that’s so-
Oh hey shes getting olde-
How dare you
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE DON’T DO THIS TO ME
HOW DARE YOU WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME????????????????????????
when boys take off their hoodies and their shirt comes off with it
Women’s Day has been extended until forever because Women are great and why aren’t we always celebrating them
thank you uncle jackie